Anchors Away!

Did you ever worry that your mailbox would be blown away in a squall?
Or that it would be swept off the face of the Earth by a gigantic wave?
Well, worry no more!
Buy a Happy Anchor to hold down your Happy Mailbox. Canoe believe your luck? This tub is now ready for all shipping needs!
Get your Happy Anchor: the Schooner the better!

Found by Admiral Lisa on Devils Lake Highway in Lenawee county, Michigan.